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THE PUPPY PROJECT

Hello and welcome to The Puppy Project! At our facility you'll be able to craft the puppy of your dreams utilizing our patented gene editing software. Don't worry! Our practices are deemed "ethical" under bill 261-2a of the Authority of Man, and we pride ourselves on our industry-leading procedures and policies. Your pet will be made with a human embryo as a base template, and their genes will be altered according to your responses in the following questionnaire. If all goes well, your puppy should be fully developed and ready to bring home in only a couple hour after turning in your specifications! Let's start with the basics:


IDENTITY

Please note that your choice here does not affect sex.
Choose one:

FEMININE

Your puppy will be feminine in nature and appearance; breasts, soft voice, gentle demeanor, etc.

ANDROGYNOUS

Your puppy will have a good mix of feminine and masculine traits.

MASCULINE

Your puppy will be relatively masculine in nature and appearance; broad shoulders, deeper voice, more boisterous demeanor, etc.


SEX

This will dictate the biological sex of your pet. All options are compatible with any identity role. Choose one:

FEMALE

Your pet will be coded with XX chromosomes, granting a vagina and female reproductive system.

FUTANARI

Your pet will be coded with a complicated concoction of modifications to ensure the best of both worlds.

MALE

Your pet will be coded with XY chromosomes granting a penis and male reproductive system.


ORIENTATION

The choice you make here will dictate your puppy's sexuality. It's very important to note that if their sexuality conflicts with your own identity, it will be difficult to get them attracted to the concept of sexual activity with you. (Some see this as a plus.) Choose one:

HETEROSEXUAL

Attracted only to members of their opposite identity. Representative of the average human, but not the most exiting or widely applicable option.

BISEXUAL

Attracted to all three identity roles. Second only to boundless in number of attractive partners.

HOMOSEXUAL

Attracted only to members of their same identity. A bit more unique and exiting than heterosexual, but equally limited in terms of applicability.

ASEXUAL

Your pet will have no sex drive. Sex will of course still be possible, but it will not be as exciting or looked forward to by your puppy.

IMPRINTED

Your pet will be imprinted on creation to be attracted to you, and you only. Good for those who want strict sexual control over their pet, but they won't be able to get off to anything else when you're unavailable.

BOUNDLESS

Your pet will be attracted to nearly everything with a heartbeat and a usable sex organ, including members of differing species.


Now that we have the fundamentals down we can get into some of the more in-depth body choices for your puppy. It's important to note that your choices in this category will decide their features for virtually the entirety of their lifespan, unless otherwise changed through genetic modification in the future.

Global law prohibits genetic trait locking in sentient organisms of Class-B or above, however traits chosen are exempt from changes in ethicality law in the future. (see 261 Act-14 in Aom statute.)

First we'll show you the built-in modifications for your puppy:

BUILT-IN BODY MODS

These modifications all come free, but any number can be disabled if you truly insist:

CLEAN

Your puppy will be perpetually clean and free of undesirable body odor. Defecation and flatulence will no longer occur, however all body waste will be filtered through the organs into a clear odorless liquid that must be expelled through urination. Breath will always be fresh. Bathing still recommended.

UNAGING

Your puppy will have a bio-indefinite mortality like most humans in the Post-Fatal Era, and will not physically age. This of course does not prevent death via bodily evisceration. Their general appearance and mental qualities will not noticeably change for the duration of their life.

RESILIENT

Your puppy will be virtually immune to cancer, disease, and other ailments, and has a 94.86% chance of surviving to the next millennium based on the safety and security of civilization in 2253. Although, of course, lifespans are only expected to increase with a lot of time with your new partner.

ATTRACTIVE

Your puppy will be made exceptionally attractive and tailored to your tastes based on the saliva sample so kindly coaxed from you on entrance to the facility. We know what you're thinking, but experimenting on consumer genes outside of legally binding contract is "against the law", so have no fear.

BOUND

An Electronically Identifiable Genetic Mark of Subservience (EIGeMSĀ©) will be coded into your pet, essentially genetically labeling them as your property. You will be responsible for any misdemeanors they commit, and they will be returned to your custody when found in the unlikely instance of escape or misplacement.

INUMIMI

It goes without saying that your puppy will be fully equipped with a set of canine ears and a tail. The appendages will be fully functioning and sensitive, with the base of the tail serving as a powerful erogenous zone. Tail wagging and ear drooping will be a good way to gauge your pet's emotions.


BODY TYPE

Your pet's body type will dictate their size, shape, and general physical capabilities. Choose one, or multiple where applicable:

EXTRA SMALL

Small, soft body and underdeveloped features. Feminine and masculine alike will have flat chests, slim shoulders, and high voices. Currently legal to own and use underAoM jurisdiction, but there is still a societal stigma around using this type of pet as anything besides a platonic companion.

LITHE

Skinnier, shorter , and more frail than average (while not quite being underdeveloped), this type of pet is great for manhandling and exercising control upon them. Be cautious when using roughly as this type bruises easily (unless that's what you're going for) and is relatively more fragile than most other types. Fun to cuddle.

AVERAGE

Your pet will look similar to the average human in terms of weight, height, breast size, penis size, etc. Nothing exceptionally exciting about this option, but great for owners who want nothing more than a standard partner to make a lifelong connection with.

PEAK FORM

This choice will make your pet sculpted and muscular, with no frequent exercise required to keep the muscle mass and form. Be warned; this dramatically increases your pet's physical capabilities and you may find yourself in a dire predicament depending on your following choices.

PLUS-SIZED

Thick thighs, wide hourglass figure, and 50% more puppy for the same price! Plushy, warm, and comfortable to use as a pillow, this type of puppy has its dedicated fans. It will be near impossible for your pet to work off weight, but why choose this option if you wanted that kind of possibility?

FURRY

Your puppy will be covered in fur, complimented with opposable paws and a cute wet nose. Very soft and warm, great for cuddling, and perfectly portrays the role of house pet. Although thought of as a niche mod, it surprisingly makes up ~21% of puppies engineered in our facility. Pair this choice with any other body type option.

CYBERNETIC

Your pet's limbs will be replaced with fully functional canine prosthetics. They'll be able to feel their limbs and move them as naturally as a real dog would, and will be on all fours. However, they won't be able to perform a variety of typical human motor functions. Also choose any other body type.

FAMILIAR

Your pet will look almost identical to you, barring the other genetic modifications you choose. Compatible with all 3 identity roles. Not for the faint of heart, known to cause existential anguish in those who subconsciously project themselves onto their pet. Great for selfcest! (Can pair with any other body type.)

LITERALLY A DOG

What? You wrote "literally a dog" in pet at the bottom of the body category? Oh... You came in thinking you were going to get a real puppy. I guess we can swap the embryo and make this work, but it will be your job to make sure your choices make sense; the questionnaire wasn't designed for this. We don't recommend you pick any sexual options with this, but who are we to judge?


HEAT CYCLE

Your pet will still have a normal sex drive, but will go into overdrive during heat. Unless you chose asexual, choose one:

YEARLY

Your pet will go into heat once a year for a two-week period. Make preparations for this event, as you both will be exhausted.

MONTHLY

Your pet will go into heat once a month for a two-day period.

WEEKLY

Your pet will go into head once a week for an 8-hour period.

DAILY

Your pet will go into heat once a day for a 2-hour period. Expect your daily schedule to work around this cycle.

PERPETUALLY

Your pet will always be in a state of mind-numbing horniness. Sounds cute on paper, but this likely won't be fun.

SYNCHRONOUS

Your pet will subconsciously detect your pheromones and go into heat durning your periods of highest arousal. The most practical option, as it always ensures that you are both satisfied.


SCENT

This will dictate your puppy's natural scent. Can always be altered with perfumes, body wash, etc. Fluctuates slightly depending on mood and diet. Choose two: one base scent, and one for when they're in heat:

FRUITY

Sweet, appetizing, and citrusy. Reminiscent of strawberries, apples, oranges, etc.

SACCHARINE

Manufactured, artificial sweetness. Similar to the smell of candy, soda, or ice cream.

FLORAL

The scent of flowers; a faint nectary smell that doesn't overpower your senses. Becomes an arousing pheromonal smell when chosen as a heat scent.

WOODSY

An earthly forest smell. Notes of maple, pine, resin and soil. Very dog-like.

SWEATY

The typical odor expressed durning bouts of strenuous exercise or nervousness. Some love this scent.

MUSKY

A powerful lewd scent that smells like arousal and sex. Sure to get the blood flowing.


VAGINA MODS

Unique alterations to your puppy's pussy. Unless your chose male, choose up to three:

MILKING

Your puppy's pussy will be modified to involuntarily squeeze and rhythmically contract upon any inserted objects. Very pleasurable for both of you.

CLITORAL LEASH

Your puppy's clit will be pierced with a stainless steel ring complete with a small removable leash. Great for tugging or simply attaching their collar.

OVERPRODUCTIVE

Your puppy's pussy will drip like a faucet when aroused. Sure to always be well lubricated. Fun, but expect a lot of clean-up during heat.

TASTY

Your puppy's love nectar will be sweet and flavorful, and has a noticeable aphrodisiac effect. Slightly addictive.

CANINE VAGINA

Your puppy will have a puffy canine vagina, with subtly triangular lips that protrude slightly from the waist. (Actual product may differ from illustration depending on body type.)

SEALED

Your puppy will be genetically modified to have a sealed vagina and no clitoris, with a small hole left for urination. Arousal will still come, but with no outlet for release. It can be possible to achieve orgasm with firm massaging below the belly button, although very difficult. Quite a sadistic choice to say the least. Incompatible with all other vaginal quirks.


PENIS MODS

These modifications will affect the look and function of your puppy's cock. Unless your chose female, choose up to three:

USELESS

Your pet's cock will be much smaller than average and essentially useless for vaginal or anal intercourse. Very emasculating.

COCK LEASH

A ring will be pierced through the entrance to your pet's urethra, which can be used with a leash or just as an aesthetic choice. Can be easily removed.

SUPERPRODUCTIVE

Your puppy will drip precum constantly when aroused, and will ejaculate significantly more cum than average.

TASTIER

Your puppy's precum and ejaculate will taste much better than normal, and similar to the vaginal mod, it will have arousing and addictive qualities.

CANINE COCK

Your pup will have a standard issue doggy dick, complete with knot and sheath. The knot will inflate shortly before orgasm, and their penis will retract into its sheath when unaroused.

NEUTERED

Your pet will have no testicles, leaving them unable to ejaculate. Their sex drive will remain the same through altered genetics. Great for avoiding cleanup. Incompatible with superproductive and tastier.


ORAL MODS

These mods will alter your puppy's mouth, making it more effective for sexual activity. Choose up to three:

GAG-FREE

Your puppy's throat won't have a gag reflex, and deep-throating won't be near as painful for them, although some would argue that's part of the fun.

TONGUE LEASH

Your pet will have a reasonably-sized hole in their tongue, which can be fitted with a removable ring and leash. Cute when tied to their collar, as it forces their tongue to hang out of their mouth.

MEGAPRODUCTIVE

Your puppy's mouth will produce an excessive amount of saliva, especially when aroused. Good for oral lubrication and sloppy kisses.

SENSITIVE

Your pet's lips, tongue, and throat will become erogenous zones, allowing them to orgasm from oral stimulation alone. Oral sex, kissing, and even tongue grabbing can do the trick. This may embarrass them.

CANINE TEETH

Your pup will have sharper and more pronounced canines than a normal human would. These are cute, but may get in the way of certain oral activities.

LENGTHY TONGUE

Your puppy will have a long droopy tongue. Very cute to some and makes oral sex more pleasurable.


ANAL MODS

The anus didn't evolve to be a sexual organ, but what's nothing a little artificial selection can't fix. Choose up to three:

PLUSH

Your puppy's ass will be softer and less spacious on the inside, more resembling the interior of a vagina than a rectum.

ANAL LEASH

This choice is much more sex toy than a modification, but it was highly requested by customers to supplement the other leash options. Large and removable.

SELF-LUBRICATING

Your pet's anus will self lubricate when aroused, much in the same way a vagina would. Makes anal sex easier and more pleasurable.

SENSITIVITY UP

Your pet's anus and rectum will become a powerful erogenous zone, rivaling a vagina in terms of sensitivity. If your pet has a penis, their prostate will be wildly sensitive.

GRIPPY

Your puppy's but will tighten rather than relax when aroused, and will grip more firmly around foreign objects.

STRETCHY

Your puppy's but will relax and gape when aroused, and will be more accustomed to huge object insertions. May make anal sex somewhat less pleasurable for you. Not compatible with grippy.


BREAST MODS

Modifications for the nipples and breasts, compatible with all three identity roles. Choose up to two:

SENSITIVITY BOOST

Your puppy's breasts and nipples will be much more sensitive than usual, allowing them to climax from enough stimulation.

NIPPLE LEASHES

Surely you know the gist by now. Your pet's nipples will be fitted with ring piercings and removable leashes. Completes the whole set!

LACTATING

Your puppy's nipples will dribble milk aroused, and can be massaged or sucked to produce copious amounts. Tasty and nutritious.


MISCELLANEOUS MODS

Here are some modifications that don't fit in with the other categories. Choose up to four:

OXYTOCIN GLANDS

Your puppy will have glands located where the chin meets the neck, behind the ears, above the tail, and around the navel. Scratching or rubbing these glands will release oxytocin and endorphins, causing feelings of love, pleasure, and relaxation. Trying to stimulate these glands themselves will have no effect. A good scratch or belly rub will make them a cuddly mess. Some pets may be embarrassed by this, but they will still love the way it makes them feel.

DIGITIGRADE

Your pup will have digitigrade legs, with canine feet and ankles. Their toes will end with short, blunt claws, and the difference in leg structure may change their posture slightly. Already included with cybernetic.

GEO-FENCED

A small chip will be installed in the back of the neck, hooked up to a gland that will be expressed when the chip detects that it is out of its programmed zone. The gland will release a concoction of chemicals, inducing short-lived yet intense distress. This will near ensure your pet will not leave the zone you designate using our patented app.

DOGGY DIET

Your pet will be dependant of a diet of processed dog food, and occasionally pet treats. Other foods will pale in comparison to them and this will make grocery shopping for your pet cheap and simple.

SPEECHLESS

Your puppy will have altered vocal cords, only allowing them to grunt, yelp, moan, whine, growl, and bark. They will be forced to express their emotions and desires through physical actions and a very limited set of sounds. Watching them try to beg for things without words will be cute, but likely quite frustrating for your pet.

ENHANCED SMELL

Your puppy will already have a greater than average sense of smell, but this mod will enhance it dramatically, opening up an entire new world of sensory information for them. They'll be able to single you out in a dense crowd of 100 people, and may become particularly fond of their master's scent.


Great! Now that we have the body modifications section out of the way, we can get into the arguably more important mental modifications. These mods will fundamentally change the way your puppy thinks and feels, so reflect carefully and choose wisely. Just like the body mods, of course, your puppy's mental attributes can be modified again in the future, however, it will be a much more difficult decision to make once you are used to the way your puppy thinks and acts.

Firstly, we'll decide on how your pet comes out-of-the-box:


INITIAL FEELINGS

This section will decide how your pet feels about the situation they're in. It can be changed with thorough training and conditioning, but this is how they will start out. Conflict choices will alternate periodically. Choose up to three:

EMBARRASSED

Wearing a collar and having their body designed to please you will be embarrassing for them. It will be easy to push their buttons and make them blush.

FEARFUL

They will be thrust into a brave new world of subjugation, and won't know what to expect. They will fear you until you thoroughly prove your kindness. (If you ever do.)

CONTENT

They will quickly become content with being your pet, and start to enjoy the worry free life of having all their choices made for them. Obedience is easy, and it meas more petting and more treats; why not behave?

AROUSED

They will be completely aroused at the concept of being your human pet, an will (enthusiastically or otherwise) play their role in the sexual dynamic. For example, with defiant they will hide this fact from you, and with content or loving they likely won't be afraid to express their desires.

LOVING

Your pet will quickly fall in love with you, and be more or less accepting of the circumstances they're in; so long as it's with you. This choice is the best for those who want a romantic partner out of their puppy. Note that this option is not required to get your puppy to love you.

DEFIANT

They'll be outraged at the idea of being your slave, and will actively attempt to resist you whenever they can. This type of pet is the most fun to break in. With enough conditioning, they'll come to be an obedient little puppy in no time. Conflicts with content/submissive.

COLD

Your pet will frequently give you the cold shoulder and act as if they despise you. If chosen with loving, content, or submissive, they will be tsundere-esque in nature. With defiant or fearful, they very well may actually loathe you.

NEEDY

They will frequently come to you for attention and affection, whether they're straightforward about their desires or not. Expect them to crawl up in your lap or pose for petting often.

SUBMISSIVE

Being subservient will come naturally to them, and they will hardly think twice about following the vast majority of your commands. Conflicts with defiant and will cause them to alternate their behavior sporadically; they will be conflicted between submission and defiance.


MENTAL CAPACITY

Here you'll decide your pet's level of intelligence. Not a decision to be made lightly. Choose one:

SIMPLE

Your puppy will hardly be able to grasp the majority of human concepts, and will even struggle with basic human functions like speech and self-control. Will require training, but will be much easier to condition.

STANDARD

Your puppy will have the average intelligence for a human pet, which is still slightly lower than the average human's. They will have the starting knowledge base of a young adult, and will have no trouble with mathematics, language, and low/mid-level critical thought.

EXCEPTIONAL

Your pet will be very smart, at least on your level if not significantly higher. They will have a knowledge base of a collage graduate, and concepts like philosophy, politics, and science will come naturally to them. You may be out-debated in some discussions.


ENERGY LEVEL

Your puppy's general desire for exercise, playtime, and outings. Choose one:

SEDENTARY

Your pup will spend a lot of time on the couch playing video games, watching tv, or being on their phone; if you allow them to partake in these activities. This energy level is good for those who want cuddly or low-maintenance pets.

MODERATE

Your puppy will enjoy a mix of relaxed, laid-back activities like napping and cuddling, and energetic ones like walks, play-wrestling, etc.

HYPERACTIVE

Your puppy will frequently be hyper and energetic, and will be relatively maintenance-heavy when it comes to attention and playtime. They may pounce on your often, or be loud and rambunctious depending on how they're trained.


BAD HABITS

These are some bad habits for your puppy. Some find these endearing, and they make great excuses for training. Choose any number:

INCONTINENT

Your puppy will have trouble controlling their bladder, which may lead to wetting their clothing,or squatting and urinating if they aren't allowed to war any. This behavior may spike during moments of fear or intense arousal, e.g. heat. This can be trained out of them.

BITER

Your puppy may often nibble or even bite you, depending on their mood. Based on their initial feelings, this may be playful and affectionate, or downright aggressive.

TERRITORIAL

Your puppy will sometimes be territorial when it comes to you or objects in the home. This includes taking articles of your clothing and "marking" them, or in extreme cases, urinating in areas of the house as an attempt to establish their territory.

CLUMSY

Your pet will be clumsy to a fault, frequently tripping over their own feet or stuttering their words. Many find this feature cute in their pets.

OLFACTOPHILE

Your puppy will have an obsession with your scent, leading them to sniff your used clothing or even bury their nose in your armpits or crotch when they get the opportunity.

CLINGY

Your pet will have a hard time when you aren't around, as they will suffer from moderate separation anxiety. Expect your puppy to run to the door as soon as you get home every day.


HOBBIES

If you allow your pet to partake in recreational activities, their favorites will be the ones you choose here. All are incompatible with a simple mental capacity. Your pet will love it if you partake in their hobbies with them. Choose up to four:

VIDEO GAMES

They'll love playing video games and may take a keen interest in PC building and other associated hobbies.

ART

They will enjoy drawing, painting, and creating other forms of visual art. They may also be interested in viewing fine art.

SPORTS

They will enjoy a variety of different outdoor activities, mostly of the competitive variety.

ANIME

They'll take an interest in anime and other forms of associated media like manga, VNs, etc.

FASHION

Your pet will often take pride in their appearance and want to dress in unique, stylish, or expressive ways.

READING

Your pet will take interest in literature and will enjoy reading various forms of books and digital media.

COOKING

They'll enjoy cooking as a hobby, and will likely want to cook for you as a way to express their passion for it.

MUSIC

They will have a talent for musical instruments, and may play a variety of them. They may also make a hobby out of listening to music.

DRUGS

Your pet will enjoy soft recreational drugs like a good drink or a joint, and may take interest in psychedelics.


Congratulations, you're all done designing your new puppy! We'll plug in your choices and get to work on developing your new partner, so you can go ahead and take a seat over there.

In the meantime however, would you mind filling out our quick survey? We'd like to know how you plan to manage your new pet.

Don't worry, no judging here, we only use the data as a means to improve our system and questionnaire in order to continue providing reliable and satisfactory pets across the globe.


LIFESTYLE

In general, how will you want to use your pet or train them to behave? Choose up to three:

SEX SLAVE

You'll use your pet for relieving your sexual urges often, and normally without consent. This possibility involves training on how to properly please you.

FREE-USE TOY

You'll let friends and visitors use your pet however they'd like, or even let them roam freely to get involved with other sexual partners. Most owners don't like to share.

MAID/BUTLER

You'll use your pet for cleaning, cooking, and general housekeeping. You may also have them run errands depending on your level of trust. (They will need a licence to be unaccompanied.)

FRIEND/COMPANION

You'll be on a friendly basis with your pet, allowing them to pursue their hobbies and often partaking in them alongside your new best friend.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER

You'll want to be a close romantic partner to your pet. This type of relationship is normally consensual, but with certain dynamics it could even be compatible with sex slave.

HUMAN PET

You'll encourage your puppy to act their role as your house pet, normally involving walking on all fours or learning basic pet commands. For most owners this is a given.


PUNISHMENTS

If you chose to pursue a more kinky or strict dynamic with your pet, how will you punish them when they misbehave? Choose any number:

SPANKING

The classic BDSM punishment. You'll give your puppy a set of firm strikes to the butt, or possibly the genitals, when they misbehave.

CHASTITY/DENIAL

You'll use a chastity belt, cage, or other means to deny your pet the ability to pleasure themself. This is a good way to get pets to understand that you are in control of their body.

HEAT TORTURE

You'll deny and/or tease your puppy during the peak of their heat cycle, which will put them under serious distress. This type of punishment isn't to be used lightly.

SHOCK COLLAR

You'll use a shock collar to give your pup nice hard jolts when they aren't following the rules. This will train them very quickly. Good old Pavlovian Conditioning.

SENSORY DEPRIVATION

When your puppy misbehaves, you'll deprive them of their senses in order to get the message across. Methods include blindfolding, plugging their ears/nose, and binding their hands.

RESTRICTION

You'll take away your pet's things when they misbehave, such as their phone, TV privileges, etc. A very non-sexual form of training.

SILENT TREATMENT

You'll ignore your puppy or otherwise deprive them of your affection/attention when they don't follow the rules. This type of emotional leverage can be especially cruel for certain types of pets.

ROUGH USE

When your puppy misbehaves, you'll be extra rough with them on your next session; choking, anal, deephroating, etc.

POSITIVE ONLY

You'll only use positive reinforcement (rewards) as a way to get your puppy to do what you want. Incompatible with all other punishments.


REWARDS

How will you positively reinforce your puppy's good behavior? Choose any number:

AFFECTION

You'll give your pet headpats, cuddling, and various other forms of affection to let them know they did well.

PLAYTIME

Walks, partaking in their hobbies, or even gentle sexual activity are good ways to give your pet a physical reward for doing a good job.

PRESENTS

You'll get your pet a new collar, games, or other things they may like as a big reward for being extra obedient. Food, drinks, and treats also make for good presents.

MASSAGE

You'll give your puppy a nice relaxing massage as a way of showing affection and as a physical reward for being good.

ORAL

Oral sex, fingering, or other forms of one-sided sexual stimulation are great ways to reward your puppy and let them know that the pleasure is just for them.

VERBAL PRAISE

The occasional "good girl" or "good boy" is a simple (yet very effective) way to reinforce your pet's good behavior, and let them know you're pleased with them.


CLOTHING

What clothing will you allow your pet to wear? You may want to choose an indoor outfit and an outdoor outfit, a punishment outfit and a reward outfit, or etc. Choose any number:

NO CLOTHING

The standard option for human pets, they will be bare naked to better show off the goods. Demoralizing and lets them know their place.

PAJAMAS

You will let them wear very casual indoor clothing. Pajamas tend to be very comfortable and cute, sometimes even sexy.

SKIMPY CLOTHES

You'll make them wear skimpy clothing that leaves little to the imagination. Does the job of covering their genitals while still giving you some eye candy.

CASUAL WEAR

You'll allow your oet to wear casual clothing like hoodies, jeans, t-shirts, etc. This will definitely help them to not stand out in public, but where's the fun in that?

FORMAL WEAR

A suit, dress, or business outfit is a good way to allow your pet to be taken somewhat seriously, and may let them feel more confident and in control of their body.

MAID OUTFIT

You'll make your pet wear a maid outfit, perfect for getting the message across that it's time to serve their owner. They'll definitely look cute cleaning around the house with one of these on.


LIVING ARRANGEMENTS

Where will you allow your pet to sleep and/or spend most of their time? Once again you may want to choose conditional options as rewards or punishments for your pup. Choose up to three:

DOG HOUSE

They'll sleep in a dog house in the backyard, which will likely be very uncomfortable and no-doubt scary for them. Even simple pets will hate sleeping outside.

LIVING ROOM

They'll sleep on the couch or in a dog bed in the living room, like a fair number of actual housepets would. More comfortable than the dog house, but for some pets similarly lonely and scary.

THEIR OWN ROOM

You'll let your pet have their own room in the house, where they'll have privacy and a place to put their belongings. They'll likely be quite appreciative of this luxury.

YOUR ROOM

You'll let you puppy sleep in your own room, at the foot of your bed or even with you in bed. Depending on your type of pet, this may be their greatest honor.

FREE ROAM

Your pet will be allowed to leave the house without permission, and may even be allowed to spend the night elsewhere. A very extreme accommodation for a human pet. We don't recommend this, as your puppy will likely have trouble considering that human pets have limited rights. Your pet will also need the earn a license to be alone in public.


Thanks, this marks the end of our confidential survey!

It shouldn't be too long now before you get to meet your new partner for the first time. We'll set you up with a collar and leash to bring them home with, and after you sign a few more papers you and your puppy will be on your merry way!

Oh wow, after submitting your survey it seems that you're our very lucky 500 millionth customer! You get to pick one of out exciting exclusive offers, so go ahead and choose one if you'd like:


BE THE PUPPY

You can fill out the questionnaire again, but this time for yourself. We'll alter your genes (you'll keep your memories, don't worry) and you can either go home with your new pet, or you can sign away your rights and we'll help find a compatible owner for you and your new playmate. It sounds scary, but after the modifications you may love life as a human pet. No more bills!

SECOND PUPPY

You can design a whole 'nother puppy to your liking, just start the questionnaire over again and we'll work on a second one with you. You could make a male and female, or even just make them identical. Your second puppy would be great for keeping your first one company while you're away, or just to provide twice the fun for their master.

HUMAN RIGHTS

If you really want this, we can strip your pet of their EIGeMSĀ© and do the paperwork in order to give them a full set of legal human rights. Be warned, depending on how you designed them, they could decide to not go home with you or even challenge you in court for genetic modification complication.

P.P. Inc. takes no responsibility for any actions (legal or otherwise) that this person may take.

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